Email: Antarctic Murder

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LET’S SAY, HYPOTHETICALLY, SOMEONE MURDERS SOMEONE ELSE IN ANTARCTICA’S MCMURDO STATION AT 4:17 PM ON JANUARY 28TH 2021. WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO THAT HYPOTHETICAL MURDERER? IF THAT MURDERER WERE, AGAIN HYPOTHETICALLY, FROM THE U.S., THEY WOULD BE ARRESTED BY A U.S. MARSHAL, AS LAW ENFORCEMENT FROM THE SAME NATION AS THE ACCUSED HYPOTHETICAL MURDERER HAS JURISDICTION OVER THEM. AGAIN, HYPOTHETICALLY. HERE’S A NON-HYPOTHETICAL INCIDENT OF ATTEMPTED MURDER IN ANTARCTICA AND HERE’S THE WIKIPEDIA PAGE FOR CRIME IN ANTARCTICA.

SEE YOU ALL AT PRACTICE (ASSUMING I’VE NOT YET BEEN ARRESTED),

LEV BERNSTEIN

SECRETARY, QUIZ BOWL AT MCMURDO STATION, SEPTEMBER 2020-JANUARY 28TH 2021

Email originally sent on December 9, 2020