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Hello, <NAME_HERE>! We’re so pleased to invite you to Quiz Bowl Over Break! This month-and-a-half-long event features weekly Quiz Bowl practices, as well as daily performances from Quiz Bowl artist-in-residence Yuri Omeltchenko! Here’s the full itinerary:

Tuesday December 22nd: Practice, 6 PM ET

Wednesday December 23rd - Monday December 28th: Marathon performance by Yuri Omeltchenko, featuring the musical stylings of Justice Antonin Scalia

Tuesday December 29th: Practice, 6 PM ET

Wednesday December 30th - Thursday January 7th: Village of Bigrigg Big Pig Whirlygig ft. the Stig’s Signature Rig

Friday January 8th: Practice, 4 PM ET

Saturday January 9th: Pravasi Bharatiya Divas

Sunday January 10th - Thursday January 14th: Marathon performance by Yuri Omeltchenko ft. special guest artist Dan Redfern

Friday January 15th: Practice, 4 PM ET

Saturday January 16th - Thursday January 21st: Lifetime Achievement Award ceremony for Yuri Omeltchenko, featuring a performance by Igualada Femení CHP

Friday January 22nd: Practice, 4 PM ET

Saturday January 23rd - Thursday January 28th: Haemyeongsan Mountain: A Retrospective, ft. Minister for Fisheries Elizabeth Afoley Quaye with Ants Antson and his Army of Army Ants

Friday January 29th: Practice, 4 PM ET

Regular twice-weekly practice will resume with a Tuesday practice on February 2nd.

Tickets start at $200.

See you all at practice,

Lev “Random Article” Bernstein

Secretary, Quiz Bowl at the Wikimedia Foundation, 2003-2020

Email originally sent on December 16, 2020